Achy, Breaky Body

Dear Diary,

I feel a little achy breaky, this morning.  I have a confession.  As of two days ago, I am a member of our local gym.  My first indoor activity was swimming.  I made it 800 yards.  Yeah, it may only be a warm up for some, but for me it was a full body work out.  I know this because my shoulders hurt, my back hurts, my hip hurts and my ankles hurt.  Moving water is not an easy activity.  To work off all those kinks, I went Christmas shopping.  Did I mention I hate shopping?  I am done gift buying except for my husband.  Any thoughts on a gift for the man who has all he needs?  Hopefully it isn't too late for online shopping as that's all the shopping I have left in me, today.  Time to restock my energy supply . . . think I'll get a cheeseburger.  Then a trip to the beach to walk it off.