Who Put the Cold in California?

Dear Diary,

I am slowly freezing to death in California.  We are having record lows, here.  It was 32 degrees this morning.  What's up with that?  Houses, here, are seriously lacking in insulation so my heater has been running non-stop for the last several days.  I don't even want to see what the gas bill is gonna be.  We have solar power - our electric bill is a big fat zero.  Maybe we need to convert our heating to electric.  I have a bean bag chair that I move around the house to all the sunny spots.  I can almost feel my fingers to type when I sit in the sun.  I looked up the temperature in Minnesota.  30 degrees there.  I think I need relatives in the very southern tip of Florida.  Just until it warms back up, here.  Meanwhile, I am wearing the long underwear I purchased during my visit to Minnesota a few weeks ago.