Coffee Saves Lives

Dear Diary,

I am staying in a house with three heavy coffee drinkers.  They are on their fourth coffee machine in three weeks.  The first three have been fried by overuse.  The third machine conked out before the morning coffee was doled out and desperation led to coffee cooked in a soup pot.  We ran to Target at 7:45am to save the day.  It has become a daily ritual to see three deer during my walks.  This morning, I took a different route and they still found me.  They wave their puffy white tails in a friendly 'hello' as they bound off into the woods to play.  I performed my therapeutic wood stacking ceremony, this morning and the pouring rain helped by cleaning off all the dirt for me.  Mother Nature can be so thoughtful that way.  I have worn the same four outfits over and over for the last three weeks and am ready for a change.  I think I'll go perform a shopping ceremony now.